Every time some nasty slut tried to deepthroat his cock, she ended almost at the beginning.
John Holmes The porn star famed for having the largest penis in the industry was never officially measured, and claimed to have a unit 16 inches long and 13 inches around, which is clearly a huge exaggeration.
On a bad day, it resembles a rogue internal organ that has escaped from the body cavity and should probably be hoisted back out of sight before somebody freaks and calls the po-po.
Willies are coming your way.